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Friday, August 23, 2013

Departure 17

As I drove down a back road in Winchester Ct. a while ago, this thought came to my mind. I didn't happen... but it could have. Smiles!


Whoop! Whoop!
Blue lights... . Ut-oh!

Officer:
__"License and registration please."
__"Sir... have you been drinking? Texting?  Step out of the car please."
__"Now, walk that straight line. Oh... ok, Now, will you take a sobriety test?"

Driver:
__Why yes, Officer, of course I'll take that test."

Officer:
__"Zero! Uh, sir, are you taking drugs? Do you know why I stopped you?"

Driver:
__No, Officer, not drinking, no drugs, no texting. Why did you pull me over?" 

Officer:
__"Sir, I termed you as... an  -ERRATIC DRIVER-!"

Driver:
__Well, Officer, first there was that dead skunk, then the pot-hole, and the loose manhole cover, The puddle? I couldn't be sure what was underneath all that water. Did you see that doe crossing the road... with her fawn? I  steered around them all; I suppose, then, I could be seen as...
 an  -ERRATIC DRIVER-, dodging about as I did."

Officer:
__"Have a nice evening sir."


 

10 comments:

Out of Sight L said...

oh that's beautiful, wonderful Doug

Bill said...

It's the universe that's erratic.

Gillena Cox said...

phew!! that was close...smiles


much love

John McDonald said...

LOL
john

Margie said...

Made me smile :)
Thank you!

TALON said...

lol - this was great, D. See? It's all about perception. :)

TALON said...

Oh, and the poem you left on my "Snippets From A Summer Journal" are gorgeous. Thank you!

Magyar said...

As always LL, tnx!

__Bill, just a slight-bit askew, from the universe to our spoken languich. Unnerstan wud I sain?

Oooo... kudda happened, Gillena, glad you smiled!

__Good to see you, John... I'm happy for your LOL!

Margie... another smile! Woah!

__K? I think I'll post that Cinquain here... soon; so glad you liked it, and this a-muse-ment.

I fully thank you all!!!! _m

Vesper said...

Love this!
I am that kind of driver... :-) I steer around butterflies and stop for squirrels... :-)

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