As I drove down a back road in Winchester Ct. a while ago, this thought came to my mind. I didn't happen... but it could have. Smiles!
Whoop! Whoop!
Blue lights... . Ut-oh!
Officer:
__"License and registration please."
__"Sir... have you been drinking? Texting? Step out of the car please."
__"Now, walk that straight line. Oh... ok, Now, will you take a sobriety test?"
Driver:
__Why yes, Officer, of course I'll take that test."
Officer:
__"Zero! Uh, sir, are you taking drugs? Do you know why I stopped you?"
Driver:
__No, Officer, not drinking, no drugs, no texting. Why did you pull me over?"
Officer:
__"Sir, I termed you as... an -ERRATIC DRIVER-!"
Driver:
__Well, Officer, first there was that dead skunk, then the pot-hole, and the loose manhole cover, The puddle? I couldn't be sure what was underneath all that water. Did you see that doe crossing the road... with her fawn? I steered around them all; I suppose, then, I could be seen as...
an -ERRATIC DRIVER-, dodging about as I did."
Officer:
__"Have a nice evening sir."
Whoop! Whoop!
Blue lights... . Ut-oh!
Officer:
__"License and registration please."
__"Sir... have you been drinking? Texting? Step out of the car please."
__"Now, walk that straight line. Oh... ok, Now, will you take a sobriety test?"
Driver:
__Why yes, Officer, of course I'll take that test."
Officer:
__"Zero! Uh, sir, are you taking drugs? Do you know why I stopped you?"
Driver:
__No, Officer, not drinking, no drugs, no texting. Why did you pull me over?"
Officer:
__"Sir, I termed you as... an -ERRATIC DRIVER-!"
Driver:
__Well, Officer, first there was that dead skunk, then the pot-hole, and the loose manhole cover, The puddle? I couldn't be sure what was underneath all that water. Did you see that doe crossing the road... with her fawn? I steered around them all; I suppose, then, I could be seen as...
an -ERRATIC DRIVER-, dodging about as I did."
Officer:
__"Have a nice evening sir."
10 comments:
oh that's beautiful, wonderful Doug
It's the universe that's erratic.
phew!! that was close...smiles
much love
LOL
john
Made me smile :)
Thank you!
lol - this was great, D. See? It's all about perception. :)
Oh, and the poem you left on my "Snippets From A Summer Journal" are gorgeous. Thank you!
As always LL, tnx!
__Bill, just a slight-bit askew, from the universe to our spoken languich. Unnerstan wud I sain?
Oooo... kudda happened, Gillena, glad you smiled!
__Good to see you, John... I'm happy for your LOL!
Margie... another smile! Woah!
__K? I think I'll post that Cinquain here... soon; so glad you liked it, and this a-muse-ment.
I fully thank you all!!!! _m
Love this!
I am that kind of driver... :-) I steer around butterflies and stop for squirrels... :-)
Thank you for this article which contains lots of good advice.
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